iwantcupcakes:

Of course they know.

[That Vulture article from April 2013]

I added that last tweet.

They all call me ‘Weiner Soldier’.

stoutshady:

emmetbrickowskivevo:

stoutshady:

once i accidentally called 999 and my brother was shouting “im gonna kill you” at his video game in the background and to cut a long story short 20 minutes later 2 police officers showed up at my house to check out a potential murder and this is why i hate my life

I think it’s 911…

i think i live in england…

marauderer:

godzillastears:

marauderer:

everyone likes to joke that Australian’s are hardcore and can survive anything but watch what happens to us if the temperature drops below 20 degrees

I’m fucking freezing

Example #1

cottognapple:

ven0moth:

if i was your boyfriend id never let you go. id sew myself onto your body. we are permanently bonded.

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eleventhsend:

nintendogamechoi:

partythighs:

nintendogamechoi:

hey instead of bullying straight/white/cis people because “they havent been oppressed” how about we dONT PICK ON ANYBODY AT ALL??????H OW ABOUT WE????FUCKING PRACTICE WHAT WE PREACH AND BE NICE TO INDIVIDUALS WHO HAVENT DONE ANYTHING TO HURT US BESIDES EXIST??????????

***things white people say***

***im not a white person***

snap

vinylspinner:

vinylspinner:

what if every time your butthole randomly itched it was because your soulmate was pooping 

write a book

flatbear:

Captain America 2: Starks are Wrong About Everything.

thewicked-eternity