"Everything is temporary."
3 words that completely changed my life once I fully accepted them (via conflictingheart)
For a children’s show, Adventure Time is full of adult fears

calwaverly:

tumblrisweird:

Being unable to care for your child

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Being overpowered by your child

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Being manipulated into an abusive relationship

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Being attacked by your spouse

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Depression and attempted suicide

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Threat of miscarriage

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Losing a loved one (or yourself) to Alzheimer’s

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Not to mention a goddamned nuclear apocalypse

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Adventure time isn’t a kids show. It’s a people show.

megumiaino:

let me get this straight. *grabs the nearest heterosexual* now where were we

premiium:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

walkingmyhellhound:

If I’ve learned anything from video games, it is that when you meet enemies, it means that you’re going in the right direction.

that’s really inspiring

holy fucking shit

kammartinez:

Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.

Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.

castiel-knight-of-hell:

joegilgun:

Say what you want about Donna but to me, she was incredibly insightful, and I still think she was the smartest companion.

she’s the perfect example of someone who was called stupid so many times that she actually believed it

nedsseveredhead:

Yes, lets go fight magneto. in my metal wheelchair, via my metal airship, with my metal wolverine to protect me. i see no way this could ever go wrong.

needalittleoldfashioned:

I’m sorry, this one just never gets old.

thewicked-eternity